Monday, March 3, 2008

Laura Hollins. We're not Buying it.

Temper, Temper Miss Moss. Now, we can’t all be fabulous forever. And Moss has just learned this at the hand of the UK publication Tatler. Tatler just came out with their infamous best dressed list and this is the first year in quite a few that Miss Moss has not topped it. For shame!

Alternatively runway sweetheart Agyness Deyn has nabbed the coveted spot at the top of the list followed by a slew of other taste makers. And Kate Moss has come in second. I bet she’s throwing a fit like Naomi Campbell did when she found out Tyra Banks was getting half of her jobs. But let’s be honest, maybe Kate needs to take a backseat to the new generation. She does have a baby after all, and finding better suited mates (see: not Pete Doherty) might help. Pirate darling Kiera Knightley was the only actress to break the top ten.


Dare we disagree that Deyn should not top the list? (Or shall we call you by Laura Hollins? Your real name.) She dresses like a blind person who got trapped somewhere between Michael Jackson’s and Mary Kate Olsen’s closets. We’re just not going to jump on the bandwagon because everyone else is infatuated with her right now. Maybe Tatler felt inclined to give her this honor because she was honored with the Model of the Year award. Which, by the way, we agree she should have received. She's a phenomenal model...dressing herself seems to not be a skill of hers. Take, for example, the photo we have posted below of how she dresses when she's not being dresses by a designer for a show. Yes, ladies and gents...she showed up to Bryant Park dressed like this. Disgusting. If this were Project Runway Michael Kors would be telling her that she doesn't know how to edit/when to stop and that it's a "whole lot of look!"



Tatler Best Dressed List (Top 10):

1. Agyness Deyn (model)
2. Kate Moss (model)
3. Natalia Vodianova (Russian model)
4. Keira Knightley (actress)
5. Stella Tennant (model)
6. Anouck Lepere (model)
7. Lynn de Rothschild (of the banking family)
8. Kirsty Bertarelli (billionaire’s wife and former beauty queen)
9. Samantha Cameron (David Cameron’s wife and creative director of Smythson)
10. Alexa Chung (T4 presenter).

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